Filmi Talks A white girl (@kay_fil) and an actual desi guy (@thatbrownguy420) discuss a different popular Bollywood movie each week. Formerly known as WTF Bollywood.

In this very last episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) closed out by talking about Main Hoon Na, the first Bollywood film that Katherine ever saw. Things that happened:

1. We discuss why Main Hoon Na is sort of the perfect film to end the podcast on.

2. Baloch forgets the spoiler alert warning and Katherine does her shitty summary.

3. Baloch admits at least that Farah Khan is an amazing visual director.

4. Katherine makes fun of Shah Rukh Khan's acting? #Nipunwannabe #notmyNipun 

5. Baloch attempts a really awful joke #awkwardmoment 

5. Oh right we talk about how we're ending the podcast #byebitches

6. We try to end on a good note but as always fail at signing off.   

Sorry it had to end so abruptly but thank you all for listening to (err bearing with) us, it really was a pleasure. Your support, tweets, emails, messages, etc didn't go unnoticed and we really do appreciate the friends & enemies we made along this podcasting journey. When we started Katherine didn't even know what a podcast was and now she's listened to almost 3 whole episodes, and Baloch didn't even know how to talk and now he can sort of almost formulate a full sentence, so we really have become better because of this podcast. So thank you for being here to witness and help us through it!

Apparently Baloch still has a podcast so feel free to try to find that, and Katherine is still open to guest appearances if for some reason you want to talk to her. We will forever and always be active on Twitter so please stay in touch! You really have been wonderful.


In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) talked about nothing because Baloch wasn't here! Instead Katherine talked with someone much more articulate, intelligent, and all around generally more awesome, Mr. Shah Shahid (@theshahshahid) about Kapoor and Sons. Things that happen: 

1. Shah intentionally does a terrible Baloch impression and also unintentionally re-uses one of his old terrible jokes.

2. Spoiler alert! For real this time.

3. Shah:Sid::Nipun:SRK

4. Special adorable surprise guest distraction! And an insight into Shah's boring personal life.

5. We rank the sexiest characters of this movie: Fawad vs Sidharth vs Boobly.

6. We gush about the movie for another half hour because it's easily the best Bollywood movie of 2016 and possibly a perfect film in general.

Don't forget to tell your friends about us! Follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook. Let us know how much you hate Baloch and want Shah to replace him forever! Any and all comments welcome.

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) talked about Netflix's new release, Brahman Naman. Things that happen: 

1. In a surprising turn of events, Baloch hates this film and Katherine loves it.

2. Katherine fails to summarize the film because it has no plot.

3. The film may have been better in theatres.

4. Baloch admits he may not have actually watched the film.

5. It gets really difficult to maintain the podcast episode because Baloch didn't watch the fucking film.

Don't forget to tell your friends about us! Follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook. Also please write us a review on Itunes and we will love you forever kthxbye

WE'RE BACK BITCHES! That's right, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are back after months and months of the stars not aligning to talk about the ultimate star Shah Rukh Khan once again in his latest film, Fan. Things that happened:

1) Excuses about why they've been MIA for the last year.

2) Shitty film summary from Katherine.

3) The film summary was shitty partially because Katherine is the worst but also because the film itself doesn't even know what this film is about.

4) At least Shah Rukh's acting is on point.

5) Aryan Khanna is an arrogant douche.

6) Desi Spiderman.
Shout outs to @sachdeva_pankaj for convincing Katherine that the film was intelligently made and to @sayanigupta for being beautiful and wonderful. Follow us @filmitalkspod on Twitter and Facebook for hopefully more frequent conversations - and to send us hate mail, your thoughts on Fan, and suggestions for what to watch next!

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are joined by Nipun Chopra (@NipunChopra7) 

1. Nipun is back bitches and he still hates Bollywood

2. Baloch explain what he has a PHD in

3. We discuss  how Kayfil and Nipun will eventually end up together

4. Kayfil drama queen reaches level 1000 so Nipun ends up summarizing the film

5. This movie had no plot, dumb dialogue, stupid song lyrics, and poor character development

6. For some reason we start talking about the amazing  desi Spiderman, Jaani Dushman and dic pics  

7. Wait until the end of episode for behind the scene ester egg

Also be sure to check out Nipun's Alzheimer bullshit blog and the his soccer podcast on

Don't forget to tell your friends about us & follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook/filmitalks, Also please write us a review on Itunes and we will love you forever :)
February 25, 2016  
In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine aka debbie downer (@kay_fil) discuss: 

1. Baloch gets the movie title, scene description, and some basic film description wrong#Idiot-host

2. Kayfil still doesnt like spoiler alert #Debbie Downer

3.This movie by far the best film we reviewed

4.The film makers did an amazing job of humanizing flawed characters.

5.Certain scene were really difficult to watch.

Write us an iTunes review, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook,
February 15, 2016  
In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss: 

1. Kayfil hates Baloch spoiler alerts even-though that's the polite thing to do!

2. Kayfil finally does great film summary#onceinalifetimemoment

3. The first half of the film was confusing and chessy

4. Both host have mommy issues
5. The relationship issues in the film were spot on 

6. Baloch goes on huge boring parenting rant and Kayfil goes to sleep


In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are joined by Shah Shahid (@theshahshahid) to discuss:

1. "Wait... that's not Bollywood music!" No, it's not; we are actually talking about Star Wars instead of anything relevant. KayFil tries to figure out why and fails. 

2. We argue about Disney's Star Wars advertising, despite Baloch and KayFil clearly being the worst at advertising (please follow & review us; we're so bad at self-promotion).

3. Shah goes on a masturbatory rant about how generally amazing Star Wars is for way too long before we actually get to talk about the new movie.

4. KayFil really hates Han Solo, to which Shah and Baloch say "WHAT? BUT HE'S BASICALLY A SHAHRUKH CHARACTER! HOW COULD YOU?"

5. KayFil makes Harry Potter references in a desperate attempt to actually contribute to the conversation.

6. Some forced conversations about diversity and feminism and all that bs.

7. Shah has a love affair with a tiny ass rock that was only in the last three seconds of the film.

Thanks to both KayFil & our listeners for bearing with Baloch and Shah for this episode! And make sure you check out Shah's podcast, Split Screen (@splitscreen_pod) and pressure him into actually inviting KayFil on for an episode!

And also leave us reviews on iTunes - we still have zero under our new name! What are you guys doing? Ruin our record of zero iTunes reviews and also don't forget to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter (@filmitalkspod) to keep in the loop.

In this episode of Filmi Talks, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss Rohit Shetty's latest film, Dilwale. Things that happened:

1. Baloch tries to sound like Mickey Mouse #epicfail

2. The characters are all Shetty (pun intended)

3. Kayfil tries to summarize the movie #epicfail2

4. We discuss Shetty's portrayal of women

5. Kayfil and Baloch are on to Nipun's social neuroscience/podcast experiment

6. Both Baloch and Kayfil suck at pod-casting

Write us an iTunes review, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook, etc. <3 
In this episode of Filmi Talks, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Samarpita (@lipstickpatrol) discuss Sanjay Leela Bhansali's latest film, Bajirao Mastani. Things that happened:

1. Kayfil ditched Baloch and he's not sad about it at all.
2. They decide the characters are all shit/poorly developed.

3. Neither Sam or Baloch really gets the film's storyline.

4. Devdas and Bajirao are really similar.

5. Should bio pics always be 100% accurate?

6. Priyanka looks like Princess Jasmine.

7. Zombie Apocalypse!

Don't forget to hype up our name change! #WTFBollywood was super "over-hyped" according to one iTunes reviewer - we need to get #FilmiTalks to that level! Help us! 

Write iTunes reviews, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook, etc. 

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